Uninformed opinions that maybe make sense in a world where we are on the brink of World War 3 and congressmen are giving interviews about an alien hybrid race on earth.
Filed from my couch. At 10pm. My gift to you.
I am so glad I started taking Zepbound right at the exact moment ana-chic is making a comeback. Seems very aligned with my second puberty.
Dominique Morgan is a national treasure. She is the new Oprah and needs her own show immediately. Netflix make it so. It’s a better idea than Star Search.
Would it be bad to get a lower bleph when my kids still need braces? I mean, shouldn’t I put the oxygen mask on myself first?
I am kind of sad that my kids will never grow up in a world where casual drug use was just a good time and not a potential death sentence. Lenny Bias was a foreshadowing of the future.
Does anyone actually know the rules for U9 girls soccer? Does anyone keep score? Why does each match always end in a tie? I have no answers.
I would like to think that if I had seen pictures of head and neck cancer when I was young I never would have smoked. But I did have lots of sex in the time of AIDS so probably not.
Modern Family was just the movie Parenthood for the 2000s but funnier. I was today years old when I made this connection. I don’t know what to do with it but…think about it.
Are ellipses still triggering people?
Late Night Spiral is where I put the things I cannot say anywhere else. If this felt like something, forward it to one person who needs it.