People Winnie Cannot Date (2001)

Do you remember the early-aughts? I do. I’m unearthing my Blogger archives for a curated, musical trip through the original digital spiral.

But it was the tennis pro from the Upper East Side that made me swear off dating for a while.

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• Agnostics

• Atheists

• devout Catholics

• Jewish men

• Arab men

• Irish men

• German men

• balding men

• fat men

• skinny men

• girlfriend-ed men

• married men

• divorced men

• old men

• young men

• broke men

• rich men

• smelly men

• women

• friend daters

• ex-girlfriend praisers

• dutch date-ers

• once-maker-hers

• cell phone fakers

• cat haters

• Stout drinkers

• Bud drinkers

• scotch drinkers

• heavy drinkers

• heavy smokers

• drug abusers

• money-order bill payers

• psychos

• stalkers

• tennis teachers

• school friends

• co-workers

• non-workers

• fathers

• mama’s boys

• dullards

• one night stand-ers

• tampon-phobics

• show offs

• misogynists

• disease givers

• interview reading porno creepers

• floor sleepers

• therapied wannabies

• And men who have pets named after famous Hollywood actresses

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